Playing with Oddjob was the equivalent of watching your best friend have sex with your girlfriend and not being able to do anything about it. Maybe it wasn’t that bad, but it was pretty close. Oddjob was such a small target and when you got into close combat you would either shoot right over his head or miss your slaps. This was infuriating because while you weren’t doing any damage he was dumping bullets right into your crotch. Also he wore a ‘bowler’s hat’ which is basically just a shittier fedora and yes, I know it’s tough to believe a hat can get worse than a fedora but Oddjob found a way to make it happen.
July 16, 2013